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The "Little Darkness" Coffee Mug
Look, are you a "happy camper"? No? Good, us neither. Happiness is overrated and probably a sign you're not paying attention.
What you really need is a solid, no-nonsense hunk of ceramic to shuttle that life-giving "Little Darkness" coffee from the pot to your face. This is that hunk.
Forget "lightweight and multifunctional." This mug is heavy enough to double as a weapon and its only function is to hold the black, bitter brew that keeps you from telling your boss what you really think.
Durable? It'll probably outlast your patience... and maybe that weird plant in the corner you forgot to water. It's seen worse.
Multifunctional? Sure. It holds coffee, it holds lukewarm soup, it can catch a leak, it can hold all the tiny screws from that IKEA thing you'll never finish building. We don't care.
"Attach it to your bag for a hike"? Don't make us laugh. The only hike you're taking is from the couch to the kitchen. But yeah, the handle's solid. You can grip it like your life depends on it, which, let's be honest, it kinda does.
It's the perfect vessel for your favorite beverage, as long as your favorite beverage is the only thing standing between you and total collapse.
Buy the mug. Drink the "Little Darkness." Face the day. Or don't. Whatever.
• Material: Enamel
• Dimensions: height 3.14″ (8 cm), diameter 3.25″(8.25 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• White coating with a silver rim
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
Attention! Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating.
Disclaimer: The Enamel Mug is susceptible to staining when used with certain beverages, including coffee, tea, and natural juices. That’s a normal characteristic of enamel products and not specific to our mug alone. Due to the enamel’s rough and porous surface texture, particles from these drinks may easily adhere to the mug, resulting in stains over time. Stains can be effectively removed by applying lemon juice or soda to the affected area and gently scrubbing with a hard sponge.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Little Darkness Coffee Enamel Mug
$18.00 USD
Look, are you a "happy camper"? No? Good, us neither. Happiness is overrated and probably a sign you're not paying attention.
What you really need is a solid, no-nonsense hunk of ceramic to shuttle that life-giving "Little Darkness" coffee from the pot to your face. This is that hunk.
Forget "lightweight and multifunctional." This mug is heavy enough to double as a weapon and its only function is to hold the black, bitter brew that keeps you from telling your boss what you really think.
Durable? It'll probably outlast your patience... and maybe that weird plant in the corner you forgot to water. It's seen worse.
Multifunctional? Sure. It holds coffee, it holds lukewarm soup, it can catch a leak, it can hold all the tiny screws from that IKEA thing you'll never finish building. We don't care.
"Attach it to your bag for a hike"? Don't make us laugh. The only hike you're taking is from the couch to the kitchen. But yeah, the handle's solid. You can grip it like your life depends on it, which, let's be honest, it kinda does.
It's the perfect vessel for your favorite beverage, as long as your favorite beverage is the only thing standing between you and total collapse.
Buy the mug. Drink the "Little Darkness." Face the day. Or don't. Whatever.
• Material: Enamel
• Dimensions: height 3.14″ (8 cm), diameter 3.25″(8.25 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• White coating with a silver rim
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
Attention! Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating.
Disclaimer: The Enamel Mug is susceptible to staining when used with certain beverages, including coffee, tea, and natural juices. That’s a normal characteristic of enamel products and not specific to our mug alone. Due to the enamel’s rough and porous surface texture, particles from these drinks may easily adhere to the mug, resulting in stains over time. Stains can be effectively removed by applying lemon juice or soda to the affected area and gently scrubbing with a hard sponge.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!