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The "Crappy Diner Podcast" Official Mug
So, you want a mug, huh? Another piece of junk for your cupboard? Fine. We get it. You listen to the podcast, you suffer through the episodes, and now you want something tangible to show for it. This is that something.
This isn't some fancy, artisan, "locally sourced clay" garbage. This is a mug. It holds liquid. Probably coffee, definitely lukewarm.
"Lightweight"? Yeah, until you fill it with the crushing weight of existential dread. Then it's just heavy.
"Durable"? It'll survive a fall from your hand to the kitchen floor, usually. It won't survive Monday mornings, but honestly, what does?
"Multifunctional"? It's a mug. It holds drinks. It could probably hold pens. Or your dwindling hopes. We're not making any promises beyond "it's a cylindrical object."
Use it for your favorite beverage – probably some lukewarm swill you barely tolerate – or a hot meal that mysteriously tastes like regret. Attach it to your bag for "easy access on a hike"? Who are we kidding? The only hike you're taking is to the fridge at 3 AM.
This mug isn't about joy. It's about necessity. It's about having something to grip when the world is just... too much. It's a testament to your endurance. Or your poor taste in podcasts.
Buy it. Drink from it. Regret nothing... or everything. Your choice.
• Material: Enamel
• Dimensions: height 3.14″ (8 cm), diameter 3.25″(8.25 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• White coating with a silver rim
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
Attention! Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating.
Disclaimer: The Enamel Mug is susceptible to staining when used with certain beverages, including coffee, tea, and natural juices. That’s a normal characteristic of enamel products and not specific to our mug alone. Due to the enamel’s rough and porous surface texture, particles from these drinks may easily adhere to the mug, resulting in stains over time. Stains can be effectively removed by applying lemon juice or soda to the affected area and gently scrubbing with a hard sponge.
Crappy Diner Enamel Mug
$16.50 USD
So, you want a mug, huh? Another piece of junk for your cupboard? Fine. We get it. You listen to the podcast, you suffer through the episodes, and now you want something tangible to show for it. This is that something.
This isn't some fancy, artisan, "locally sourced clay" garbage. This is a mug. It holds liquid. Probably coffee, definitely lukewarm.
"Lightweight"? Yeah, until you fill it with the crushing weight of existential dread. Then it's just heavy.
"Durable"? It'll survive a fall from your hand to the kitchen floor, usually. It won't survive Monday mornings, but honestly, what does?
"Multifunctional"? It's a mug. It holds drinks. It could probably hold pens. Or your dwindling hopes. We're not making any promises beyond "it's a cylindrical object."
Use it for your favorite beverage – probably some lukewarm swill you barely tolerate – or a hot meal that mysteriously tastes like regret. Attach it to your bag for "easy access on a hike"? Who are we kidding? The only hike you're taking is to the fridge at 3 AM.
This mug isn't about joy. It's about necessity. It's about having something to grip when the world is just... too much. It's a testament to your endurance. Or your poor taste in podcasts.
Buy it. Drink from it. Regret nothing... or everything. Your choice.
• Material: Enamel
• Dimensions: height 3.14″ (8 cm), diameter 3.25″(8.25 cm)
• Lead and BPA-free material
• White coating with a silver rim
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
Attention! Don't heat liquids or food directly in the mug—it can damage the coating.
Disclaimer: The Enamel Mug is susceptible to staining when used with certain beverages, including coffee, tea, and natural juices. That’s a normal characteristic of enamel products and not specific to our mug alone. Due to the enamel’s rough and porous surface texture, particles from these drinks may easily adhere to the mug, resulting in stains over time. Stains can be effectively removed by applying lemon juice or soda to the affected area and gently scrubbing with a hard sponge.